How Twilight Should Have Ended

July 23, 2009

Just Like This.

Edward Cullen - About To Have Blade's Foot Inserted Up His Ass.

Edward Cullen - About To Have Blade's Foot Inserted Up His Ass.

This made me laugh out loud initially, then cry a little bit thereafter , as I realised that I knew who Edward Cullen was, and therefore “got” the joke.

Let’s be clear, no one should have found this funny, because no one should have watched this movie.

Unless you happen to be a 12 year old girl.

Oakes signing off.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.

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