What Is His Last Name?

Good Hope FM DJ Sean O (Is It Oakes?)

I was driving on a dark, lonely road the other day when somehow, my radio picked up the Good Hope FM signal, and if by magic I suddenly found myself listening to their broadcast. I haven’t listened to this station in years, I generally found their DJ’s to be – well, to be perfectly blunt – a bunch of cocks, who would regularly bore me to tears talking about their mundane lives on air, or “interesting news” that they just pulled word-for-word from the internet.

Anyhoo, I overheard them advertising some other DJ bloke who would be on that Saturday morning, and rather suspiciously, it sounded as if they said “Shaun Oakes”. Now granted, I do have a voice like bubbling hot chocolate and would probably do very well on radio, but to my knowledge I wasn’t aware of any radio gig that I had for the upcoming weekend.

So I whipped out my trusty laptop which I keep down my underpants for precisely situations such as these, and mozied over to Good Hope’s website, where I discovered that they have a disc jockey called “Sean O”.

Now, I’m not sure what his last name is, and I’m hoping someone could shed light on this. Obviously, if it’s “Oakes” there will be some cause for concern, and I may have to get my ninja friends to take him out.

“Oakes” is of course a South American name, emanating from the great “Dela Oakes” tribe who lived amongst the Andes mountains in Argentina (hence my dark, smouldering Latino looks).

Shaun Oakes - Dark, Smouldering Latino

This guy looks like a white though, so I’m assuming his name is probably along the lines of “Oliver” or something of a similar nature.

Anyone care to shed some light on this?

Oakes signing off.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.