As He Hides Behind His Laziness

It’s Wednesday and, rather than attempt to write something worthwhile and then fail, thus ruining my credibility with you, I thought I would instead simply point you to a few of my older posts which you may not have read. I have of course had more than 10 000 subscribers over the last year, so it’s highly possible that many of you will not have read the posts below. For those of you who have, you should probably read them again, as you will no doubt be entertained once more (It is layered and written to be enjoyed repeatedly, like a Will Ferrel movie)

Without further ado then, here with some past gems:

1) Why You Shouldn’t Communicate With Someone From Across A Large Room.
You are just setting yourself up for a massive fail.

2) It’s Sunday, Take Your Wheelchair And F**k Off.
I cross paths with an annoying man who decides to bother me on Shaun Day.

3) It’s Called The 10 Items Or Less Counter…
I take a pop at a couple who are clearly breaking the rules.

4) Facing Off With A Large Rat
I battle a rat with an attitude problem.

5) How To Take Care Of A Drunk Person
Tips to help you when your friends are pissed and acting like dicks.

6) How Much Should You Pay A Car Guard?
I ask the age old question.

Boom. Did you like that? Yes, I thought you would.

Oakes signing off.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.