Why You Should Join It

It was brought to my attention the other day, that I actually have a Facebook Fan Page that I started setting up, and then completely forgot about.

It’s a bit like when you were 18 and you hooked up with a chick at Springboks in Newlands, then you gave her your keys and told her to wait for you in your car whilst you had another beer with your mates, and secretly tried to score her friend, before completely forgetting about her and finding her fast asleep in the driver’s side, with drool running down her arm. I had a point to this story, but I seem to have gone off on a bit of a tangent. Let me just go back and read what I have been saying from the beginning (it’s a method called “jogging the memory” and was invented by the French in 1980.)

Where was I…

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Let me just see…

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Aha! Yes, my Facebook Fan Page. So I spent some time working on it recently and now it’s ready for your perusal. Here with some reasons why I think it’s awesome.

Unique Content
Besides my blog feed. There is and will continue to be unique content displayed here that you will not see anywhere else. Currently, I have a photo gallery of famous people who have met me during my travels, together with a brief write up of where we met, what we did together etc. In addition, I will also be writing short little Facebook notes on musings I have, which will not be featured on the blog.

Unique Discussion Points
At the moment a discussion topic is around whether guys should wash their hands before or after they pee. I am leaning towards before as it makes sense to have clean hands before touching your penis. Am I wrong? Go and debate this highly charged discussion point.

Other Awesome Shit Which I Don’t Want To Discuss Now
As the heading implies, there will be a host of other awesome offerings unique to the Facebook crowd, so now you actually have a tangible reason to want to join this Fan Page.

Anyhoo, I have said enough for one day, to join, simply click here, or click on the banner on the right of this page. (Become Cool by Association) It’s on my left, your right. Yes, my left - I am actually in the computer, staring at you right now, watching you as you nonchalantly play with yourself.

Join now, and become cool by association.

Oakes signing off.

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