January 29, 2010
People You Will Never Meet In Your Life
So, I think a while back I may have mentioned my Facebook Fan page and the fact that there is quite a bit of unique content there you wouldn’t see anywhere else?
Well, here is just a small taste of what you can find there – namely, amazing shots of famous celebrities rubbing shoulders with me, together with a brief write up of their vibe. Here with a small taste:
Shaun. Chilling With Obama.
Sharing a joke with Barack Obama, who is the president of the USA. He seems like a decent guy, although he totally stole a joke I told him about women with small feet, and then claimed it as his own.
Everyone in his entourage laughed when he told the joke, which kind of pissed me off, but I let him have his moment as he has been dealing with a lot of shit lately.
Shaun. At The Golden Globes With Angelina.
Chilling at the Golden Globes with Angelina Jolie. Didn’t really expect that to be honest. There I was, chilling on the red carpet, looking for The Girlfriend, who had spotted her crush, Javier Bardem, and had dashed off to speak to him.
Just as I was about to dissolve into a puddle of awkwardness, Angelina pops up at my side, and starts asking me about the orphans in South Africa, and how much she would need to pay for one.
Suddenly, dozens of photographers surrounded us and it felt like hundreds of pics were taken. Her husband Brad Pitt then showed up and he seemed pissed off. At first, I thought it was because he had a shit moustache (which he had to grow for Inglorious Basterds) but it turns out that Brad is quite a jealous guy, and the two started screaming at each other. Next thing you know, Angelina is telling him that she is through with him and he can go back to Jen (whoever that is)
Interesting night.
Shaun. Jamming With Mr Seagal. And His Shitty Band
Having a jam session with Steven Seagal, legendary action star of cult movies such as Above The Law and Under Siege.
Was a little bit disappointed with Steven to be honest. Thought he would be more of a badass and was hoping someone would pick a fight with him at the bar we were at. (Stones in Observatory)
Eventually I paid someone to go up to him and tell him that Under Siege 2 was shit, and Jean Claude Van Damme would kick his ass in a fight.
Expecting Seagal to narrow his eyes and break the dude’s neck, he instead invited him to come and listen to his folk band, where he sings about himself. He also gave him an autographed copy of his book, which he had on him for some reason. Strange vibe, that Steven Seagal.
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