Comments on: Heroin Addicts – My New Neighbours

By: Shaun Begins Muay Thai Training | Cape Town's Favourite Son | Shaun Oakes

Thu, 27 May 2010 17:24:28 +0000

[...] having grown weary of being regularly abused by Big Issue vendors, heroin junkies, and women with small feet, I decided to take the plunge and start Muay Thai [...]

By: cape-town-wind

cape-town-wind — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 22:17:06 +0000

[...] managed to find their way around the dozens of other cars parked in the street, in between the two heroin addicts who sleep on the pavement, and under and over the various trees which line our property, before [...]

By: Galen

Galen — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:18:47 +0000

Put a white sheet over yourself and pretend to be a ghost. Crack-heads are kak scared of the paranormal. Or, wear a baby outfit and practise turning your head 180 degrees. That’s sure to work. I saw it in a movie once…

By: SuperSanti

SuperSanti — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 07:52:14 +0000

Stink bombs and itchy powder. :)

By: Ron

Ron — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 05:17:37 +0000

Mmm, I think the pellet gun is a bit much. You should keep phoning the PoPo until they come around and throw them in the van.

That’s what we did last year with this bergie who kept peeing on our security gate.

By: Mase

Mase — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:51:25 +0000

Why don’t you just shoot them with a pellet gun from your window, that should scare them off. Lol.

By: Roger Wilco

Roger Wilco — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:15:25 +0000

Shaun,

You need to soak them with an industrial strength water cannon. It’s a ell known fact that heroin addicts are afraid of water, as the chemical reaction causes them to melt and dissolve into a puddle of used crack.

Problem solved.