Uncapped ADSL To Assist In Building Vast Collection

No More Worrying About Caps.

So, if you’re a South African, and your residential address isn’t listed as “Under A Rock”, you would no doubt have heard about the announcement last week that we will now have access to affordable, cheap uncapped ADSL, with MWEB being the first local internet service provider to put their cocks on the table.

Whilst this is no great shakes in other parts of the world, it’s a pretty big thing here in South Africa, as we always tend to be several years behind our counterparts in the US and UK. (The Persian scarf, a fashion trend from about five years ago in other parts of the world, is still alive and kicking in the Republic.)

So what does having uncapped ADSL mean for you and me? Well, for one thing, it means no more stressing and fretting about viewing streaming pornography on a lonely Thursday evening, because even though you really want to see some silicon enhanced boobs, you’re worried about possibly using up your cap for the month, and its only the 15th. With uncapped ADSL, there are of course no limits, and you will now be able to download all the porn your heart desires.

Gamers and music lovers can now also throw their hands up in the air, and shake it around like they just don’t care. As an example, I have viewed the greatest song ever recorded, Chris Brown’s “I Can Transform Ya”, about 78 times since Saturday morning. On YouTube, in high definition.

Now if that’s not a reason to celebrate, I don’t know what is.

I’m pretty sure there are hundreds of other reasons to get excited about this. The mere fact that its relatively cheap to have a fixed, unlimited access to the internet means that there should be a steady increase in the number of exclusively online ventures popping up.

Which, if you’re anything like me, and hate any sort of human interaction – besides sex of course – should of course fill you up with immense joy and happiness.

[Disclaimer: As a member of Quirk, I have been involved in the marketing of this product. So yes, whilst I am plugging it, it's more of a subtle one.]

Oakes signing off.

Shaun Oakes

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