April 19, 2010
No Excuses
6 Posts You HAVE To Read Before You Die.
It’s Monday evening, and I thought this would be the ideal time to put the spotlight on some classic posts, which you have either forgotten about or have never read before.
No, this is not me being lazy, I’m actually doing this for your own benefit. You simply have to read these before you die. You will thank me afterwards. I promise.
1) The Shaun Oakes Guide To Avoid Paying For Drinks – Want to go on regular benders and only spend R20 a night? Let me show you how.
2) The Shaun Oakes Guide To Public Speaking – Become a brilliant and much sought after orator, after you follow these simple rules.
3) Why You Should Never Fart In A Lift - I share an important life lesson through my own personal experience.
4) Why You Should Never Communicate With Someone From Across A Large Room – It’s simple really, but let this story clearly drum home the point.
5) How To Take Care Of A Drunk Person – Important tips that everyone should know when dealing with drunk friends and people you just want to sleep with.
6) The Shaun Oakes Life Changing Tips On Saving Money – How to really stretch that last rand in these times of recession.
You probably want to bookmark this as I’m sure you will regularly come back to this page for reference.
Don’t tell me you didn’t enjoy that. Yes, I can see you glowing now. I knew you would like it. Don’t be so shy to take your top off next time either, you should listen to me when I speak to you, I’m always right.
Okay, let’s chat again tomorrow.
Oakes signing off.
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Pure laziness on your part Oakes.