Assuming They Had Legs To Kick The Shit Out Of Each Other.

iPhone vs Blackberry - Who would kick ass?

I think it might be time for me to upgrade my cell phone. I realised this when the guy selling South African flags at the traffic lights the other day, laughed at me when I took a pic of him with my cellphone, and said I would transfer it to my computer at home, and then upload it to my TwitPic account later that day.

“Why don’t you just do a sketch of me, it will probably be quicker,” he said sarcastically in pidgin English, which annoyed me, as a sketch portrait was in fact my first choice, but I thought it would be presumptious of me to suggest it. Suffice to say, I didn’t take his picture, or buy one of his overpriced flags, but his comments left me burned for several days after, as I sulked in my study.

The Girlfriend has now suggested that we both get iPhones, whilst I am more open to the Blackberry. To tell you the truth, my knowledge of smart phones is pretty much on par with my knowledge of the female body. I know just about enough to get by, but it’s pretty much a huge grey zone consisting of trial and error, things I see in magazines, and a couple of high res videos I have downloaded off the net.

So if anyone is reading this and has a bit of knowledge they would like to share on the subject (smart phones, not the female body – we will leave that for another time) give me a tinkle.

I want to be able to take decent quality photos and videos, easily upload them to Facebook or YouTube, chat online via Twitter, and access my blog quickly and easily. Oh and be able to send and receive emails in an efficient manner.

What’s my best bet?

An iPhone?

Or a Blackberry?

Oakes signing off.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.

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