So Very, Very Random

Uh Oh: I Am On Fire. What Now?

If someone I hated were to suddenly catch alight, I would probably pee on them.

I don’t get the vibe when people say, “If you were on fire, I wouldn’t pee on you.”

This is clearly not true.

Think about it for a second, how many times in your life do you actually get an opportunity to pee on someone without getting publically shunned for your behaviour?

Exactly. It’s like a free pass.

Remember that, next time you run your mouth off.

So if you are a mortal enemy of mine, and you happen to catch alight when in my company, you can relax now.

I will most likely end up saving your life.

But I will be peeing on you in the process.

You get to live. I get to wee on you.

It’s what we call a Win Win situation.

That is all.

Oakes signing off.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.