When It Comes To Finger Football

I always wanted to become a professional football player, and was convinced I had the looks, charisma and Hollywood style hair to succeed.

Unfortunately I didn’t have the skills though, having been born with two right feet. (You need a right foot AND a left foot in order to play football the way it should be played)

So, whilst the other kids played soccer and honed their skills in the street, I was sitting at home in my lounge with my imaginary friend Sven (he was a Swede) playing finger football, which involves a small table, and tiny boots which your fingers can fit into.

Steri Stumpie obviously heard about my legendary exploits, and so organised a finger football match between ShaunOakes.com and BangersandNash.com a few weeks back.

Dan Nash was a worthy adversary but with my football strategy not being dissimilar to my love making strategy -- a slow and steady buildup before unleashing an explosive finish -- I was able to win the match.

You can view it all in the video below:

You can view more pics and stuff over here if you would like.

Let’s chat again a bit later.

I have the most exciting story to tell you.

And no, I’m not just saying that to make you come back here.

Oakes signing off.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.