Not A Big Fan

Completely fine with sex. Just not in the morning.

Now don’t get me wrong, I quite enjoy sex. I try and have it as often as a I can, preferably not by myself (although that does happen more often than I would like to admit). What I don’t enjoy though, is sex in the morning.

And I’m not talking about the early hours of the morning either, when you wake up at 3:15 am and are startled to find your partner merrily inside or on top of you.

I can live with that.

No, I’m talking about your partner wanting sex 15-20 minutes before you normally wake up.

If you are anything like me, you will of course cherish those last 15-20 minutes of sleep. Let’s face it, they are like gold.

You need them in order to get through the day. Besides that, there is the small fact that men really need to pee when they just wake up. Having sex with a full bladder is like driving whilst drunk – somewhere along the line, disaster is going to strike, and then what are you left with?

A bed / couch / kitchen floor with pee stains on it, and an embarassing story to blurt out to friends when you’re drunk, that’s what.

Am I the only one who feels this way?

Let’s hear your thoughts.

Oakes signing off.

Shaun Oakes

This was written by the hulking mass of manliness known as Shaun Oakes. If you enjoyed what he had to say, you owe it to yourself to follow him on Twitter at @shaunoakes. Do it now.