January 12, 2011
Come Up With A Character Name.
New Year’s Eve 2011 was pretty memorable for the fact that I went to a Circus Freaks dress up party in a skanky outfit, and I called someone a c*nt. (In my defense, he was acting like a huge derogatory term for a vagina though, so thoroughly deserved it)
For the dress up, I originally wanted to go as a bearded woman, but I couldnt find the right type of dress that would fit me. (The fancy dress lady told me I had the thighs of an adult bull elephant) I thus ended up wearing a see-through sarong, fishnet stockings, a tight black number showing off my man boobs, and a blonde wig. I’m not going to show you a full length body shot, as this may antagonise some of my readers, and may even trigger some latent homosexual tendencies some of you may have stored away.
Instead, I will provide you with this image below. Seeing as it’s Thursday, let’s play a game. Come up with a cool name for my character in the comments section.
No prizes, but if you come up with something clever, you would have earned my respect.
Which is way more valuable than an iPad.
That is all.
Oakes signing off.
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