February 2, 2012
For All The Dudes.
Chick Flicks. Flicks. For Chicks.
So today sees us two weeks away from Valentine’s Day, and it’s time you get your bum in gear. Sure, you can go to a romantic restaurant, or enjoy a romantic activity together, but think how packed everywhere will be. No, this year, why not stay in and create a romantic memory at home? Staying at home is cheaper, more comfortable and statistically speaking, you are 95% more likely to have sexual relations with your partner. (48% of the time)
So let’s all stay in this year, and do the whole indoor romantic picnic vibe. There will be snacks, wine, a blanket, some Marvin Gaye in the background, followed by a romantic chick flick that will get her pulse racing. I’ve made it really easy for you, and did some research on the best chick flicks that will guarantee you have a happy Valentine’s Day. (ie: she will have sex with you) So the snacks, wine and Marvin Gaye you can sort out. I’ve sorted out chick flick movies, 10 of them to be exact, which you can choose from below:
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The Note Book
The Notebook. Ryan Gosling. Rachel McAdams. Gold.
Plot: A poor and passionate young man falls in love with a rich young woman and gives her a sense of freedom. They soon are separated by their social differences.
Stars: Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams, two random old people.
Why This Will Make Her Want You: Every chick I have ever met loves The Notebook. Seriously. Every single one. Try this right now – find the first female you see and ask her “What’s your favourite romantic movie?“. 9 times out of 10, she will instinctively say “The Notebook“. If there is any hesitation on her part and she doesn’t answer immediately, say “The Notebook?” and watch as she says “Oh yeah, The Notebook, that’s my favourite romantic movie. I really want to have sex now.”
This movie is as pretty much a sure thing as you will ever have. Sure, it can be a bit of a strain for you to watch, but the reward at the end of it will be worth the 123 minutes you will need to sit through.
Trailer:
Buy this movie today. (and get laid)
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Wahahahhahahahaha! Lol @ Armageddon!
I was wondering who the hell this bloke was I was following on Twitter, so I clicked the link, read this post, and now I remember.
Brilliant! Happy Valentines :)
No top ten list is complete without Die Hard and it should preferably be in the top 5 of said list. Top 10 best romance? Die Hard should come in at three. Top 10 best dramas, Die Hard at about 5. Top 10 best action, Die Hard in position 1 with position 2 left open just as a sign of respect. Best Animation, Die Hard in position 9 (having lost rating points for not having any animation in the film but making up with awesomeness points).
@Nic – I’m sure your girlfriend agrees with that specious torrent?