Just To Clear Things Up.

This Italian dish just needs a pinch of something...

Points to remember when enjoying this website:

1. The contents of this website are meant to be funny, humorous, slightly sarcastic, clever, witty and informative.
2. This is seldom the case though but that’s the official intention and we’re sticking to it.
3. Some of the stories expressed on this website may sound slightly out there.
4. Some may be gross exaggerations.
5. Some are just blatant lies.
6. The important thing to remember is not to take this too seriously.
7. Unless we want you to take it seriously, but then we will make it very clear from the outset.
8. So in summary then, don’t be a tool and get offended by this.