// JavaScript Document

<!-- Begin
var answers = new Array(
"Shaun is an amazing dancer. Just amazing",
"Shaun once killed a lion with his bare hands.",
"Shaun likes raisins in his corn flakes.",
"Shaun can bench press over a 1000kg.",
"Shaun can hold his breath for 21 years.",
"Shaun tells the funniest jokes in the world.",
"Shaun is brilliant at anything he does.",
"Shaun is a world class sportsman.",
"Shaun eats his desert with a teaspoon.",
"Shaun is very modest.",
"Shaun is a world class snooker player.",
"Shaun is a champion beer drinker.",
"Shaun is a bit of a legend.",
"Shaun will drink you under the table.",
"Shaun has the voice of an angel.",
"Shaun is the best friend you will ever have.",
"Shaun knew you would think that.",
"Shaun has beautiful toes.",
"Shaun cuts heads off with his razor sharp wit.",
"Shaun is an amazing kisser."
);
function fortune() {
num = Math.round( (answers.length - 1) * Math.random());
return answers[num];
}
//  End -->