03 December, 2007
Cape Town Dating Tips # 1
Helping YOU Score. Yes, you over there.
The following pickup lines are pretty killer and were specially
designed for the Cape Town club scene. You will need to be fairly
confident to pull them off though. To get your juices flowing, you
should probably look to join a Cape Town dating site
Meet is a pretty easy way to meet people, and one can register
for free in minutes. Click
here to register.
Once you feel confident enough, proceed to club and let the magic
#1 Do you come here often?
The lamest line ever, right? Wrong! Said with the right amount of
charisma and slight sarcasm in your voice, this can turn into a
rather witty opening line. Try it, it just might work.
#2 Have you read The Secret?
The second lamest line ever, right? Wrong again! Said with the right
amount of charisma, this could be a good ice breaker. So you haven't
actually read The Secret? Who cares? No one really has! It's just
one of those books that everyone claims to have read, like the Harry
Potter books. Or The Bible.
#3 My friends have disowned me and are presently drinking
at the bar. Could I dance with you in the meantime?
Said on the dance floor naturally, and with a slightly bemused and
embarrassed expression. This will lead to an invitation to dance
with member of the opposite sex. It's now left to you to close the
deal with some witty banter. If you're rather dull and boring though,
you're just wasting your time. If you're a bad dancer, you will
also be wasting your time.
#4 You're a horrible dancer. Just horrible.
Said to the flossie who thinks she is the sexiest thing on
the dance floor, grinding with everyone for a minute or two before
moving off and flirting with someone else. This line will no doubt
grab her attention and she'll be giving you a blowj*b by the end
of the evening. This line will only work if you're good looking
though, ugly people who use this line tend to get slapped in the
face, or kicked in the groin area - sometimes simultaneously - which
is never a good thing.
#5 You have stunning eyes. Can I take them home with me?
Said in a light hearted way, followed by a chuckle at the stupidity
of your comment will no doubt break the ice of the coldest heart.
Be warned though, this line can also make you sound creepy in a
Jason Voorhees sort of way. If you're dressed in a yellow rain coat
with a fisherman's hat you should probaby NOT use this line, as
you may well find yourself thrown out of the establishment. Then
again, if you ARE wearing a yellow rain coat with a fisherman's
hat you would probably be thrown out ANYWAY. Watch what you're wearing,
that's all I'll say on the matter.
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