Cape Town's Fifth Most Eligible Bachelor

In news which will now doubt shock Cape Town to it's very core - like a thunderous earthquake or a really loud bang - The Gupster (Officially Cape Town's fifth most eligible bachelor) has reportedly been spotted holding hands with someone, obviously signifying a serious relationship, and has now given up his much coveted title.

Of Cape Town's fifth most eligible bachelor. In case we weren't clear.

This of course means those heady days of having sex with 19 women at the same time are over. As are the heavy petting sessions at Ignite's back bar which usually involved a young flossie (floozie), her sister, their mother, as well as two members of their extended family. We could also mention that little fling with a certain blonde hotel heiress, but we won't go there.


The Gupster - Who Was That Blonde Hotel Heiress?

By the way, PLEASE refrain from asking about the first four eligible bachelors as EVERYONE knows that they're all rather inconsequential and speaking about them will make you sound quite ignorant.



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