Cape Town Fish Market In The Waterfront

Whilst skipping along the mean streets of the V & A Waterfront with The Girlfriend, we decided to mozy over to the Cape Town Fish Market, as we had the sudden urge to consume large amounts of sushi, as one tends to when seeing a giant sign saying "Sushi Bar", which is what CTFM proudly boasts.

Upon arriving at the so-called sushi bar however, we were presented with this:


This Isn't Sushi? What The F**k Is This?

As you can imagine, we were QUITE ecstatic to discover that we were being served chicken strips, as well as bits of salad, which was CLEARY the reason why we had decided to dine there.

The Girlfriend, being more confrontational than I, found the manager on duty and royally shat on him, which certainly wasn't pretty.

Once he cleaned himself up and changed his shirt, he explained that the chicken dishes were due to a shortage of sushi, as well as the staff changing shifts.

Not sure what this had to do with us, and why the sushi bar was open in the first place then, but hey, that's what he told us.

The Girlfriend, not impressed with his answer, proceeded to kak all over him again, which left him feeling rather sheepish as he only had one change of shirt.

Hopefully a harsh lesson was learnt though - don't bother opening the sushi bar if you're going to be serving chicken and salad dishes.

Don't pull a stunt like that again Cape Town Fish Market, or next time it will be me taking a dump on your manager.

Figuratively of course.



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