Or is it the fat ugly dude who sings opera like a pro? I'm never
sure which order these things go in. Nevertheless, today's Feel
Good Jam is none other then Nessun Dora, that operatic treffer first
made famous by Luciano Pavarotti, who of course recently died after
a long battle with arsehole cancer. Paul Potts doesn't have arsehole
cancer, but he certainly shares Pavo's booming voice.
Paul Potts - A Face Only A Mother Could Love. Or Someone He Met On The Internet.
Paul was the winner of Simon Cowell's latest reality show, Britain
Has Talent, which is basically like Pop Idol, except they
allow ugly people to enter too. When Paul walked on stage he was
just a chubby guy with bad teeth, who managed a Cellphone Warehouse
branch, which is like a McDonalds, but with phones. When he left
the stage he was still a chubby guy with bad teeth, but he was ALSO
a bonafide legend. Check this video out.
How awesome was that? He actually made the hot female judge weep,
and if he wanted to, he could have probably made out with her backstage.
To cut a long story short, he won the whole competition and then
used some of the money to spoil
himself. So now he is a chubby guy with a good set of
pearly whites. And that, dear friends, is why people enter
singing contests. To fix their teeth.
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