The Friday House Party Vibe.

A few Fridays back was of course Kate Moss's birthday, but after last year's shenanigans we decided to give that one a wide berth. Instead we had a Friday House Party Vibe with The Birthday Girl, as it was also her birthday, and it was also held in Sea Point, as the below pics clearly prove.

I will now share these with you, as I don't really have anything of substance to say today, and I know how much you all love photographs.


Party At The Birthday Girl's: Early in the evening, celebrating The Birthday Girl's 24th birthday. We tried an experimental shot, where everyone froze in mid-sentence, allowing us to take this pic. Everyone held this pose for 10 minutes before we decided to take the picture. The blonde on the right was quite the little trooper, as her glass was filled with ice and she manfully kept her shit together and held on with just her two fingers, which is a pretty good effort.


What's Going On Right Now: A pic taken fairly early in the night, with everyone just staring into one another's eyes, making small talk about the weather, the state of the nation, and how cool that red jacket was..


Mind Tricks: Claus shows off his incredible telekinetic powers, getting The Girlfriend's hair to magically blow towards him. He also made a solitary finger magically appear in a puff of purple smoke. (Seen in the bottom left corner) To many, this was an even more amazing feat, as fingers tend to travel in packs of five, and are rarely seen out by themselves as they tend to be insecure and need the comfort of a large group.


The First Round: Roxy prepares to have her first drink of the night. In total, the evening's events saw approximately 1766 bottles of alcohol consumed, 871 names thrown out as well as 613 reputations sullied. In addition, the evening also saw a body count of about 345, which is more or less on par with a John Rambo movie, and signifies a pretty standard night's effort then.


Three Friends: Some Other Guy, chilling with The Girlfriend as well as the massive zit on his face, who introduced himself as Arthur The Zit. Some Other Guy is standing on a soapbox, so it appears as if he is much taller than The Girlfriend. This is what's known as an optical illusion, as he is actually quite the little dwarf. Arthur The Zit is chilling just below Some Other Guy's bottom lip. He isn't standing on a soapbox because, well, he is a massive zit after all, and that would just be ridiculous.


Whaaaaat The F**k?: Some Other Guy and Arthur The Zit share a passionate kiss with The Girlfriend, forcing me to take Some Other Guy outside and beat him with a piece of droe wors I found in the lounge. I also took the opportunity to pop Arthur The Zit, killing him instantly.


Gate Crasher? I don't actually remember these girls from the Friday House Party Vibe, but this pic was in the same folder as the rest so I'm just going to go for it, like Bryan Habana two metres from the try line. The one on the left looks oddly familiar, I think we may have dated in primary school, back when I still had a thing for girls who wore strips of denim across their ample bosoms. Which of course was a common sight back in Catholic Primary School days.



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