And Apparently Doesn't Seem To Know Who Jennifer
Garner Is.
The highlight of the Oscar ceremony last night, Gary Busey
gatecrashes Ryan Seacrest's interview with Jennifer Garner
on the red carpet.
Gary Busey Has Lost His Marbles.
Busey is clearly off his rocker, and claims to have been searching
for Ryan Seacrest for years, who we find out is apparently very
difficult to find, like a rare diamond or a chest of stolen Aztec
gold.
"What have I done?" asks Seacrest when hearing this startling
bit of news.
"It's what you HAVEN'T done" Busey replies somewhat cryptically,
and we see Ryan literally shitting himself as he gets stared down
by the crazed blonde.
Mind you, Gary DOES get to suck on the luscious neck of
Jennifer Garner, so maybe he isn't so crazy after all.
Kudos to you, Gary Busey.
And that is all.
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