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23 January, 2008
I Am Legend
Will Smith Saves The World. Again.

Will Smith. And His Dog. And His Abnormally
Sized Foot. I Am Legend is the latest Hollywood blockbuster
starring Will Smith, enabling Will Smith to save the world
again.
Will Smith CLEARLY loves saving the world, as he has done it no
less than eight times now:
1) Independence Day - Will Smith saves the world from aliens.
2) Men In Black - Will Smith saves the world from... aliens again.
3) Men In Black II - AGAIN with the aliens. F**k.
4) Wild Wild West - Will Smith saves the world from a giant robot
spider thingy.
5) Enemy Of The State - Will Smith saves the world from evil spies
and shit.
6) I, Robot - Will Smith saves the world from homicidal robots.
7) Hitch - Will Smith saves the world from unromantic men.
8) I Am Legend - Saving the world again.
This time around, Will plays a scientist, who miraculously survives
a disease (created by Emma Thompson) which has wiped out
the entire world. Except him of course.
Will spends most of the movie walking around with his lovable dog
Sam, until he makes a shocking discovery...
He is not alone.
It's your typical special effects-laden thrill ride, as Will desperately
tries to develop a cure that could potentially.. well, save the
world. Based on a graphic novel, and actually a remake of
an older film starring Charlton Heston, many people have
complained about the plot changes and the fact that it's received
the "Hollywood Treatment". The graphic novel, which had
a strong social statement, has made way for a more traditional good
versus evil story which does not explore the deeper messages which
the older movie tried to convey.
Nevertheless, it's an entertaining way of spending 90 minutes, although
there were certainly one or two hairy moments thrown
in. (There is one disturbing scene that will leave you feeling slightly
depressed, as if someone has taken your last Rolo. And then slept
with your wife.)
It's not a film for little kids, although annoyingly enough there
WERE some children at the cinema we attended. Although they soon
left in protest as I kept throwing them with popcorn and bits of
debris I found on the ground.
Which is a sad indictment on the state of the cinema, I should never
have been allowed to source so much debris, why was it so filthy?
Anyhoo, give it a watch, it's worth a night out out.
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