Who Knows A Good Rain Dance?

I was planning to write a nostalgic piece about my days as an international backup dancer, but at the moment it's just too hot for me to think back to those lazy, hazy, crazy days of Summer.

Those days of soda, and pretzels, and beer.

How crazy is the weather? For those of you not in Cape Town, this is what we're currently dealing with:


Cape Town - What We're Currently Dealing With.

I know it's considered cool to talk about how great the weather is in Cape Town, but I have had quite enough. Things are becoming QUITE ridiculous at the moment.

I stepped outside earlier on to buy some tampons, and literally melted on the pavement, turning into a puddle of uninspired liquid goo.

Luckily The Girlfriend had a bucket in her handbag - it's as if she just knew - and managed to scoop me up and pop me in the freezer, until I managed to chill out a bit.

Which brings us to the next item on our agenda - I see we (you and I) have been nominated for a couple of categories on the SA Blog Awards. This caught me off guard a little bit, until it was brought to my attention that I actually ASKED all of you to do this for me a while back. So thanks for that. I forget about these things sometimes. That's why you're here for me, we complement one another - I am the Double Toffee Frozen yoghurt, you are the sweaty obese woman.

Now of course, you will be expected to make sure that I win, otherwise this whole experience would have been like a Danny K song - utterly pointless.

To vote, just click on the image below:


Shaun - Pointing To The Awards

If you do this, it automatically selects me, and then you can just mozy down and type in your email address and the number they give to make sure you are human.

BUT WAIT! The next part is tricky. Once you click "Submit" that isn't the end of it. They send you an email with a link that you need to copy and paste in your browser and ONLY THEN is the voting procedure complete, so don't be caught out.

If I win the blog of the year award I will in all likelihood to throw a massive party with lots of cheap liquor and easy women. And some easy men as well. But mostly easy women. So get cracking and cast those votes.

Aaaand scene.



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