Jacob Zuma Has The Voice Of An Angel

Say what you want about Jacob Zuma, but the man get's South Africans talking, which is great as we're normally shouting angrily and throwing sharp stones at one another.

In a similar vein to the Manchester United Football team, Camps Bay beach as well as the local singer Danny K - there is no middle ground here - people either LOVE him, or they f**king HATE him.

Actually Danny K shouldn't be in that list, as I've yet to meet anyone who actually likes his music, Kurt Darren would eat him for breakfast, together with his streaky bacon and poached eggs.

Back to Jacob Zuma though - sure, he MAY be slightly morally corrupt (allegedly), and yes, he MIGHT have said that he would beat up any homosexuals whom he encounters on his travels.

Oh yes, he ALSO likes some young ass every now and then.

The fact remains though, the man has the voice of an angel. Listen to him sing his latest single, "Umshini Wami" and tell me it doesn't give you goosebumps?

Jesus Hernandez, what a set of lungs he has!

Tell you what, if he went up against that coloured chick on Idols, (Jody?) he would have LITERALLY sent her back to school, Msholozi would have outsold Heinz Winckler and become the biggest pop icon in the country, and all the white people preparing to depart for Perth or Vancouver would probably think twice.

But they would probably leave anyway.



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