// JavaScript Document
var answers = new Array(
"Kurt Darren is a Swahili phrase meaning 'Kurt Darren'.",
"Kurt Darren is to star in a Hollywood action film simply titled, 'Kurt Darren'.",
"Kurt Darren legally owns Usher, after a high stakes dance off in Pretoria.",
"Kurt Darren owns the city of Pretoria.",
"Kurt Darren invented the word 'Pop Idol', whilst eating breakfast one morning.",
"Kurt Darren has 401 hit singles to his name.",
"Kurt Darren made Amy Winehouse go to rehab.",
"Kurt Darren has sold 95 million records in South Africa alone.",
"Kurt Darren has held a concert in every stadium in the world.",
"Kurt Darren has a voice that would make a wolverine purr.",
"Kurt Darren answers to no one. Except Kurt Darren.",
"Kurt Darren once coughed up a hairball, thus creating the singer Danny K.",
"Kurt Darren made Steve Hofmeyr say 'Oom'.",
"Kurt Darren owns 721 identical white leather jackets. Because he can.",
"Kurt Darren is a master of several languages, including MySQL and Java."
);
function kurtdarren() {
num = Math.round( (answers.length - 1) * Math.random());
return answers[num];
}