18 January, 2007
New Springbok Coach Is A Coloured.
White People In A State Of Shock. Fleeing
Grab Our Passports Honey, We;re Getting The
F**k Out Of Here.
I was browsing through the papers the other day, as one does whilst
lying sprawled on the Dark
Bovine leather couch, when I came across the news that we now
have a new Springbok rugby coach.
Peter De Villiers has been the man appointed to train the Springboks
(Proteas), which has lead to plenty of ill feeling and
nasty comments from some white - possibly racist - people, who regard
him with deep suspicion and distrust.
Well, he HAS won the World Cup with the Under 21 Springboks (Proteas)
so I wouldn't worry about his credentials as a coach.
What DOES bother my however is the fact that he sports a rather
dodgy moustache, and resembles the cartoon character
Separated At Birth?
Peter De Villiers
Anyone else worried about the coach whipping out his six shooter
and busting a cap in Wynand Olivier's ass when
he misses another tackle?
Okay, maybe just me then.
Oh, by the way, BEFORE anyone writes in to point this out. I KNOW
that it's physically impossible that they could be separated at
birth, what with Yosemite Sam being a fictional cartoon
character and all, and thus doesn't really exist. I know
this, please don't feel the need to point it out to me.
You may think you're being smart, but you're just being an arsehole.
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