New Springbok Coach Is A Coloured.

I was browsing through the papers the other day, as one does whilst lying sprawled on the Dark Bovine leather couch, when I came across the news that we now have a new Springbok rugby coach.

Peter De Villiers has been the man appointed to train the Springboks (Proteas), which has lead to plenty of ill feeling and nasty comments from some white - possibly racist - people, who regard him with deep suspicion and distrust.

Well, he HAS won the World Cup with the Under 21 Springboks (Proteas) so I wouldn't worry about his credentials as a coach.

What DOES bother my however is the fact that he sports a rather dodgy moustache, and resembles the cartoon character Yosemite Sam.

Separated At Birth?
Peter De Villiers	Yosemite Sam

Anyone else worried about the coach whipping out his six shooter and busting a cap in Wynand Olivier's ass when he misses another tackle?

Okay, maybe just me then.

Oh, by the way, BEFORE anyone writes in to point this out. I KNOW that it's physically impossible that they could be separated at birth, what with Yosemite Sam being a fictional cartoon character and all, and thus doesn't really exist. I know this, please don't feel the need to point it out to me.

You may think you're being smart, but you're just being an arsehole.



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