I was at Karma Lounge in Camps Bay on Saturday night and, after consuming copious amounts of Hansa Marzen Gold, decided it would be a good idea to head off to the Men's Room, rather than just standing there and soiling myself.
Whilst washing my hands, another gentleman arrived from the nearby urinals, wet two of his fingers (his index and middle finger) and then headed on out, drying his hand on his jean pant.
"Hello there," I greeted enthusiastically. The soap dispenser is over here, I motioned with my nose.
He looked at me quizzically, and then retorted, "I don't need to use soap. I only pee'd."
This episode left me rather curious. Do most people not use soap when they wash their hands after peeing. I know a guy who actually washes his hands BEFORE he unzips and pees, his argument being that your hands would come into more contact with germs than your penis would.
So let's hear what you have to say. Do you wash your hands, do you merely wet them, do you not do anything at all?
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