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08 November, 2007

Porcini Restaurant In Heritage Square

Is Very Cold And Draughty

Wednesday nights are usually FTV nights, but we were feelish peckish and so dedided to check out Porcini Restaurant, where the famous club Pu Na Na used to be.

Shaun - Feeling Peckish
Shaun - Feeling Peckish

It was cold, it was wet, my hair had minced and I was helluva hungry so was looking forward to eating something in a reasonably warm environment.

Did Porcini's offer a reasonably warm environment?

No, they certainly did not.

They had a fire going, but it was still f**kin cold inside the restaurant, as the massive doors invited a biting wind which caused my testicles, Ryan Dobcrest and Professer James Merryweather, to shrivel up and force themselves into my tummy, giving me indigestion.

Thus we left our table, telling the waitor that it was too cold and we would need to leave.

"Oh, okay" he said, not offering any solution.

And so we left.

Cough.

What: Porcini.
Where: Heritage Square, where Pu Na Na used to be.
How Much: No clue - didn't get that far because it was too cold.



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