An Important Rule To Remember For The Guys

When you're alone and bored on a Sunday afternoon, and you decide to... how shall we put this, give yourself a bit of a "slap and tickle" - nothing serious, just a little playful tug here and there... cough... remember to wash up afterwards, especially when you haven't showered for a couple of days and ESPECIALLY when you decide to eat chicken afterwards.

With your hands.

Are you getting what I'm saying?


Where Have Those Digits Been?

Well done.

Failure to wash up effectively can only lead to tears - tears you will shed when you realise you have effectively just licked your own balls.

Congratulations.

... Just so we're clear - I didn't do this. This is all hypothetical. I'm just looking out for you.

Seriously.



[ | ]

Did you enjoy this post? Of course you did! Now join my growing army of subscribers and get free updates in your Inbox whenever I write something breathtakingly new. Become cool by association and get ShaunOakes.com in your Inbox.