The Sabbatical Is Over.

Recently I decided to take a bit of a sabbatical, leaving behind the exciting rockstar lifestyle of writing, to spend some time enjoying my other passions in life - such as quail hunting, synchronised swimming, and the relentless bullying of short, bald men.

I've now had my share of these pursuits and, although incredibly gratifying, I found they did not give me the ultimate sense of fulfilment that the writing of rude words would normally do. So now I'm back, from outer space, I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.

So I hereby apologise to my readers - all fifteen of them - and hope you enjoy the rest of the show we have for you today, tomorrow and possibly the next day also. On a side note, I've also spent many a late night hour surfing the web for that elusive Patricia Lewis soft-core porn movie. This invariably proves to be a fruitless search, there's more chance of Allan Committee actually being funny than finding this damn film. My mind then tends to wonder, and I find myself reading up on other South African blogs.

The problem with South African blogs of course, are that they are either incredibly boring (which brings us back to Allan Committee, sorry Al), or they are all about techie / marketing / geek speak. Nevertheless, there are quite a few gems out there, and seeing as I'm waffling a bit right now, I'll highlight a few of them which you should add to your reading list:

www.2oceansvibe.com
www.baglett.blogspot.com
www.bangersandnash.com
www.slxs.co.za

Do yourselves a favour make these a part of your complete breakfast. They are mostly updated daily, and are on various topics - like a newspaper, except their articles are not as long, and they won't leave you with newsprint on your fingers, which then leaves you smearing your fingerprints all over the cupboards and doors thereafter.

And then make sure to come back here - as mentioned, the team is back and running on full power again, like a man with erectile dysfunction who has just popped a few "V's", and is amped to give the flossie he picked up at Tiger Tiger a good old roger-ing.

Sien jou later.



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