As Shaun Prepares To Invade The City Bowl

Shit, He's Coming.

So the day has finally arrived. After years of slight innuendo, then gentle persuasion and finally downright hostile threats, my parents have managed to convince me to leave the nest and go out into the big bad world in the City, and away from the quiet tranquility of the suburbs.

Despite their best efforts, I had stubbornly refused to see the signs - I probably should have caught on when the locks were mysteriously changed again, and I was forced to share my room with Thinus, the hairy former pig farmer from Mpumalanga.

So I’ll be offline for a few days, packing my clothes, furniture and collection of priceless artifacts and knick knacks picked up during the many years I spent as a fearless and wily adventurer. Short and sweet. Chat later then.