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02 January, 2008
It's Spring Clean Time
With Shaun Napoleon Oakes
It's Summer time, we're feeling
good, and we've eased smoothly into the new year, like a man
gliding into his well-lubricated lover.
As a youngster, the holidays would usually mean one thing in the
Favourite Son household - time for a traditional Spring
Clean.
"But mother," I would say with a puzzled expression, "surely
Spring has come and gone, like a cheap prostitute working the mean
streets of Wynberg?"
This would usually earn me a beating with a wooden spoon, as "prostitute"
was considered a naughty word.

Shaun - Beaten For Using Naughty Words.
With time, this period came to mean Spring Clean for me too, despite
the apparent logistical inaccuracy, and so I've taken the opportunity
to make a few cleanups and changes to the site.
Some of the things you may have noticed:
Cape Town Accommodation
section - As Cape Town's Favourite Son, I owe it
to you to highlight some Cape Town accommodation establishments,
because quite frankly it's in everyone's best interests to spend
some time here.
Cape Town Adventures
section - Some of the most outrageous and awesome adventures
ever encountered in and around the nightclubs of this beloved city.
Cape Town Dating
section - Some tips and other shit to help you on the dating scene.
Booya! Who's ready for a good year? I know EYE am.
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