I Am A Train Driver

When I'm not searching for free pornographic movies (Ha Ha, I'm kidding The Girlfriend) or downloading the latest Kurt Darren treffer, I can often be found Googling myself on the net, which of course is what I was doing tonight.

Imagine my surprise then to find this little gem on a dating site in Australia, which is an island off the coast of New Zealand.


Another Shaun Oakes. But How? And Why?

I must say that I'm a little disappointed by this whole episode. My mom always assured me that I was the only Shaun Napoleon Oakes in the whole wide world.

Apparently this guy has been cashing on on my good name and reputation, managing to sleep with dozens of supermodels and celebrities in the process.

Touché Shaun Oakes number 2.

Touché



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