Where The F**K Have You Been?

I've been waiting for you for AGES! Didn't you say we were meeting at that place?

I've been waiting here for the last 9 days now. Do you know how long that is? It's f**king long, let me tell you.

In that time I've managed to grow a long beard, start a family and plant a great and mighty orchard farm, which my kids will grow up on and enjoy every day, once their homework and other daily chores are complete.

Seriously, don't keep me waiting like that again, I had so much to tell you about the recent long weekend, but now I'm fed up so I won't.

...Alright, updates are coming shortly - just remember, the delay wasn't my fault, it was YOURS.

... okay, Papa forgives you, come and give him a hug now. There there, you mustn't be so naughty again.



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