A Pole Dancer. Not To Be Confused With A Poll Dancer.
So Monday was National Youth Day, a public holiday held in South Africa. Much of my day was spent trying to pin The Girlfriend down onto the communal bed, a task which proved difficult as she is quite elusive, like an nippy little gemsbok, and kept jabbing me in the eye whenever I approached. This disappointed me, as she knows I only have one good eye left, after previously forcing me to stare into the sun a few months back. Why would she go for the eye? Is she TRYING to blind me? Not cool. Not cool.
Anyhoo, what did Youth Day actually mean to you? I don't feel like writing anything of substance today, and a poll seems like a good way to pass the time, so be a good sport and fill it in. I'm off to the optometrist.
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